do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to flats, and restaurants, and crime scenes, and deduce you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without hearing me like sad violin music in your head. I will make you watch me jump off a building. And when I leave you believing that I’m dead for three years and you move on which will literally make me do drugs, you will finally understand, why I go by my middle name to sound cooler
you told me once. that you weren’t a gay show. sometimes I didn’t even think you were joking but let me tell you this. you were. the gayest. most gayest gay show. that I have ever seen and no one will ever convince me that johnlock was a lie so. there.
you were so gay and I owe you so much. but there’s just one more thing one more thing one more miracle sherlock for me dont. be. straight. would you do that for me just for me. just stop it. stop this.